Adaptation · written by Charlie Kaufman and Donald Kaufman · 2002

Charlie imagines a loving stewardess at home, who greets him as her partner.

Scene 93 of 202 · ≈ 1 min on screen · Act two

Kaufman
Stewardess

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Begins 50 min into a 1:57 film

The story so farBefore scene 93

Unable to find a conventional story in The Orchid Thief, screenwriter Charlie Kaufman turns his own crisis into an increasingly self-referential adaptation.

Scenes 1–9
Charlie inhabits an isolated, self-condemning world while Orlean’s book supplies a distant model of obsession.
Scenes 10–88
Charlie wants to write honestly and make flowers matter, while also longing to be desired and understood.
Scene 89
Charlie commits to entering the Fakahatchee himself, making research a risky attempt to find the story.
Just before
Scene 90
Donald pitches a song-in-pajamas scene while Charlie announces the danger he expects from the swamp.
Scene 91
On the plane, Orlean says a person must want something very badly.
Scene 92
Charlie reads Orlean’s book during the flight as her narration describes the search for the Fakahatchee.
Scene 93
This scene

93INT. STUDIO APARTMENT - NIGHT

Kaufman fixes a salad in the kitchenette. The door opens and the stewardess enters dragging her luggage on a little cart.

KAUFMAN

Hey! How was Denver?

STEWARDESS

Oh, God, sweetie, I'm so glad to be home.

She kisses him, looks lovingly at him.

STEWARDESS (cont'd)

Can I get you something to drink?