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The Mercedes pulls around to the DRIVE-THRU WINDOW. Carolyn drives; Buddy sits beside her.
CAROLYN
I think we deserve a little junk
food, after the workout we had this
morning.
BUDDY
(nuzzles her neck)
I'm flattered.
They are too involved with each other to notice Lester watching them from the drive-thru window.
LESTER
(overly cheerful)
Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's!
Carolyn almost jumps out of her skin. Lester leans out of the drive-thru window, grinning at her, holding bags filled with fast food. The Counter Girl stands next to him, staring blankly.
LESTER (CONT'D)
Would you like to try our new beef
and cheese pot pie on a stick, just
a dollar ninety-nine for a limited
time only?
Carolyn struggles to appear nonchalant.
CAROLYN
(re: Buddy)
We were just at a seminar.
(then, all business)
Buddy, this is my--
LESTER
Her husband. We've met before, but
something tells me you're going to
remember me this time.
COUNTER GIRL
(to Carolyn)
Whoa. You are so busted.
CAROLYN
(flustered)
You know, this really doesn't
concern you.
LESTER
Actually, Janeane is senior drive-
thru manager, so you kind of are on
her turf.
(to Carolyn, quietly)
So. This makes sense.
CAROLYN
(miserable)
Oh, Lester--
LESTER
Honey, it's okay. I want you to be
happy.
(then)
Would you like Smiley Sauce with
that?
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CAROLYN
Lester, just stop it!
LESTER
Uh-uh. You don't get to tell me
what to do. Ever again.
Carolyn closes her eyes, defeated, then grabs the wheel, shifts gears and drives off.