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Carolyn stands by the pool next to two fortyish WOMEN.
CAROLYN
You know, you could have some
really fun backyard get-togethers
out here.
WOMAN #1
The ad said this pool was "lagoon-
like." There's nothing "lagoon-
like" about it. Except for maybe
the bugs.
WOMAN #2
There's not even any plants out
here.
CAROLYN
(re: shrub)
What do you call this? Is this not
a plant? If you have a problem with
the plants, I can always call my
landscape architect. Solved.
WOMAN #2
I mean, I think "lagoon," I think
waterfall, I think tropical. This
is a cement hole.
A beat.
CAROLYN
I have some tiki torches in the
garage.