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Lester continues singing along to "AMERICAN WOMAN," as the Camry pulls into the parking lot of a FAST FOOD RESTAURANT. Lester pulls up to the drive-thru speaker box.
DRIVE-THRU GIRL (O.C.)
(over speaker box)
Smile you're at Mr. Smiley's.
Lester turns down the volume on the stereo.
LESTER
What?
DRIVE-THRU GIRL (O.C.)
Would you like to try our new bacon
and egg fajita just a dollar twenty-
nine for a limited time only.
LESTER
Uh... no. But thank you.
(reading menu)
I'll have a Big Barn Burger, Smiley
fries, and an orange soda.
DRIVE-THRU GIRL (O.C.)
Please drive up to the window,
thank you.
He pulls the car around to the WINDOW, where a teenage GIRL wearing a headset is waiting.
DRIVE-THRU GIRL (CONT'D)
Smile, you're at Mr. Smiley's,
that'll be four eighty-nine,
please.
Lester pays her. As she hands him his food, he notices a SIGN in the corner of the window that reads:
NOW TAKING APPLICATIONS
COUNTER GIRL
Would you like some Smiley Sauce?
LESTER
No. No, actually... I'd like to
fill out an application.
She stares at him, confused by his age and attire.
COUNTER GIRL
There's not jobs for manager, it's
just for counter.
LESTER
Good. I'm looking for the least
possible amount of responsibility.