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CLOSE ON SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM - an elderly, unctuous, studiedly-distinguished physician who simultaneously manages to combine pontificating and obsequiousness.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM
Inhale deep into your lungs.
Relaxes your larynx, does it not?
Bertie is seated nervously on the edge of a couch, gripping a cigarette between thumb and forefinger, placed in the middle of his mouth.
Elizabeth watches from across the room.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM (CONT’D)
Cigarette smoking calms the nerves
and gives you confidence.
Bertie clearly feels nothing of the sort. Smiling ingratiatingly, the doctor produces a medical cannister from his bag.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM (CONT’D)
If Your Highness will be so kind as
to open his hand...
Bertie unclenches a fist.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM (CONT’D)
Thank you so very much.
Opening the container, with forceps he removes five marbles from an antiseptic solution and places them onto Bertie’s palm.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM (CONT’D)
Sterilized. Now...if I may take the
liberty?...insert them into your
mouth.
Bertie obeys, mortified. The doctor hands Bertie a book from his bag.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM (CONT’D)
Would you be so kind as to read.
Bertie blanches, his neck muscles twitch and constrict
BERTIE
I...
He can’t even say “can’t”.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM
Just take your time. Relax.
Bertie is unable to do it. Elizabeth watches with growing discomfort.
ELIZABETH
purpose of this?
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM
The classic approach that cured
Demosthenes.
ELIZABETH
That was in Ancient Greece. Has it
worked since?
Blandine-Bentham passes Bertie a book.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM
Now if you would be so kind as to
read. A wealth of words.
Bertie tries. It is excruciating.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM (CONT’D)
Fight against those marbles Your
Royal Highness. Enunciate!
As Bertie struggles.
SIR BLANDINE-BENTHAM (CONT’D)
A little more concentration your
Royal Higness.
Bertie spits the marbles out.
BERTIE
(explodes)
I nearly swallowed the damned
things!
Bertie storms out as Elizabeth tries to placate the doctor.
ELIZABETH
Thank you so much, Doctor, it’s
been most interesting.
Elizabeth goes through to the adjoining room to find Bertie.