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Bertie and Elizabeth are dressed for a party. Outside, fallen trees, and more falling. They’re aghast.
ELIZABETH
Five hundred year old
oaks...removed to improve the view!
BERTIE
Nonetheless...we must try to be
pleasant towards Mrs Simpson.
ELIZABETH
You know she calls me “The Fat
Scottish Cook”?
BERTIE
You’re not fat.
ELIZABETH
I’m getting plump.
BERTIE
You seldom cook.
She gives her husband a look, but realizes he’s teasing. She gasps and points:
POV - more trees being felled.
BERTIE (CONT’D)
I sifted seven.
ELIZABETH
Shut up!!