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Tommy regales the old boys with his exploits:
TOMMY
...so I'm backin' out the door,
right? Had the TV like this...
(mimes his grip)
Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit.
Suddenly, here's this voice:
"Freeze kid! Hands in the air!"
Well I just stand there holdin' on
to that TV, so the voice says: "You
hear what I said, boy?" And I say,
"Yes sir, I sure did! But if I drop
this fuckin' thing, you got me on
destruction of property too!"
The whole table falls about laughing.