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The Batter sits across from Andy. The line winds out the door.
RED (V.O.)
The guards on the opposing teams
all remembered to bring their W-
2's.
ANDY
Moresby Prison issued you that gun,
but you actually had to pay for it?
THE BATTER
Damn right, and the holster too.
ANDY
See, that's all deductible. You get
to write that off.
RED (V.O.)
Yes sir, Andy was a regular H&R
Block. In fact, he got so busy at
tax time, he was allowed a staff.
ANGLE SHIFTS to reveal Red and Brooks doing filing chores.
ANDY
Say Red, could you hand me a stack
of those 1040s?
RED (V.O.)
Got me out of the wood shop a month
out of the year, and that was fine
by me.