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Carl, terrified, Andrew behind him, addresses Fletcher--
CARL
We have an issue.
FLETCHER
Now is not the time.
CARL
I gave Neiman the folder. Neiman lost it.
Fletcher looks at Andrew. This is a joke, right?
FLETCHER
Neiman lost it.
CARL
Yes.
FLETCHER
The folder is YOUR fucking responsibility,
Tanner! You should have known not to give
Neiman your folder. You give a retard a
calculator and he’ll try to turn his TV on
with it. Now get your ass on-stage before I--
CARL
I can’t...
FLETCHER
Can’t what?
CARL
(doesn’t want to have to say this--)
I -- I can’t go on-stage... I don’t know
the charts by heart...
Pink (9/10/2013)
FLETCHER
Come again, darling?
CARL
You know this... I have -- I need the music,
my memory -- it’s, it needs visual cues--
FLETCHER
Visual cues??
CARL
--it’s a medical conditio--
FLETCHER
A medical condition? What are you,
Sanjay Gupta?? Play the fucking music!!
CARL
I can’t.
ANDREW
I can.
Fletcher and Carl both look at him. Neither was expecting him to chime in. Andrew seems almost as surprised...
FLETCHER
You know “Whiplash” by heart?
ANDREW
Yes. Every measure. Every note.
Quickly realizing this is now his only option--
FLETCHER
fail you, Neiman. And I hope you’ve
improved since last month’s rehearsal. I
am not about to start losing now.
Then, to the rest of the band--
FLETCHER (CONT’D)
ON-FUCKING-STAGE!!