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Laroche drives, solemnly nodding his head. Orlean studies him for a moment, her sad eyes wet and glistening.
ORLEAN
Wow, that's some story. So how many
turtles did you end up collecting?
LAROCHE
(matter-of-fact)
Oh, I lost interest right after that.
ORLEAN
Oh.
LAROCHE
I dropped turtles when I fell in love
with Ice Age fossils. Learned everything
about them. Collected the shit out of
'em. Fossils were the only thing made
any sense to me in this fucking world.
Y'know?
They drive in silence. Orlean watches a flying heron.
LAROCHE (CONT'D)
Then fossils were over when I found
lapidary, which I just adored.
ORLEAN
Okay, now what is lap --
LAROCHE
Ditched lapidary for resilvering old
mirrors. Did that with my mom for a
while. We had the largest collection of
19th Century Dutch mirrors on the planet.
Perhaps you read about us. Mirror World
October '88? I have a copy somewhere...
Laroche fishes through junk as he drives.
ORLEAN
So, did you ever miss the turtles? The
only thing that made you ten year old
life worth living?
LAROCHE
I'll tell you a story. I once fell
deeply, profoundly in love with tropical
fish. I had sixty goddamn fish tanks in
my house. I'd skin-dive to find just the
right ones. Anisotremus virginicus,
Holacanthus ciliaris, Chaetodon
capistratus. You name it. Then one day
I say, fuck fish. I renounce fish.
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LAROCHE (cont'd)
again, that's how much fuck fish. That
was seventeen years ago and I have never
since stuck so much as a toe into that
ocean. And I love the ocean!
ORLEAN
(beat)
But why?
LAROCHE
(shrugs)
Done with fish.