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"Suburban Wars" plays. Mason drives, Sheena is in the passenger seat.
SHEENA
... That sounds to me like just
another extreme Mason view of
everything.
MASON
Not at all! I finally figured it
out. It's like when they realized
it was gonna be too expensive to
actually build cyborgs and robots...
I mean, the costs of that were
impossible. They decided to just
let humans turn themselves into
robots. That's what's going on right
now.
SHEENA
Oh, right now?
MASON
Yeah! I mean, why not? There are
billions of us just laying around,
not really doing anything. We don't
cost anything. I mean we're even
pretty good at self-maintenance and
reproducing constantly. And as it
turns out, we're already biologically
programmed for our little cyborg
upgrades.
SHEENA
How?
MASON
Seriously. I read this thing other
day about how, like, when you hear
that ding on your inbox you get a,
like a dopamine rush in your brain.
It's like we're being chemically
rewarded for allowing ourselves to
be brainwashed. How evil is that?
We're fucked.
SHEENA
So you deleting your Facebook page
is gonna change all that? Remember
when Trevor deleted his Facebook
page last year and everyone just
hated him? You made more fun of him
than anyone.
MASON
I still make fun of Trevor, though.
SHEENA
But it looked like he was so
pathetically desperate for attention.
Or to be different, or something.
MASON
That's just 'cause they did that
lame story about it in the school
paper.
SHEENA
And then he had to make a big
announcement about it when he came
back a month later.
MASON
That's the thing though, I'm not
doing it for attention. I just want
to try and not live my life through
a screen. I want, like, some kind
of actual interaction. A real person,
not just the profile they put up.
Sheena's looking at her phone.
SHEENA
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you saying
something?
She laughs.
MASON
Yeah, okay, I know you're joking,
but, I mean, it's kinda true you
have been, you know, checking your
phone this whole time, and so what
are you really doing? You don't
care what your friends are up to on
Saturday afternoon but you're also
obviously not fully experiencing my
profound bitching so... it's like
everyone's just stuck in, like, an
in-between state. Not really
experiencing anything.
SHEENA
It's not an experience, it's just
information. Look, for example, I
just got the address of the club
where we're meeting them later, so
we won't be wandering the streets of
Austin lost for an hour tonight.
Thank you very much, Facebook. And
I just texted my mom back.
MASON
Oh, that's -- that's groundbreaking.
She hasn't seen you in, like, 55
minutes?
SHEENA
Oh! Oh my god, most importantly,
Meg's family just got a miniature
pet pig.
Sheena hands him the phone.
MASON
(looks at phone photo)
Hm!
(Laughs)
Okay, you're right. That is a --
SHEENA
Right?
MASON
That is a really cute, tiny pig.
Our lives can go on.
SHEENA
I want one.