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Later, Uncle Steve, Dad, and Mason have a manly discussion.
UNCLE STEVE
You got to remember, you're going to
college, though, alright? And if
you're anything like me or your old
man, you're gonna be pulling down
some serious wool. You're gonna be
tapping some masterful gap.
DAD
Steven...
UNCLE STEVE
You're gonna be doing some good work
out there. Think about it, awful
lot of flowers in that bouquet.
But, you gotta do me a favor. You're
going to be vulnerable this summer,
alright. Remember to use protection
during breakup sex.
He puts his hand on Dad.
UNCLE STEVE (CONT'D)
This guy knows exactly of which I
speak. Look what happened to him.
Viola'.
Uncle Steve gestures to Mason.
DAD
Steven...
UNCLE STEVE
(laughing)
Cheers.
DAD
It's not that simple.
UNCLE STEVE
(chanting)
Four more years. Four more years.
I'm just saying.