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Samantha places pancakes on their plates while talking to Mason in a cryptic language, reminiscent of pig latin.
SAMANTHA
...I affatay servay yoohay.
MASON
Speak English! Shut up. Mom! She's
speaking that stupid language again!
MOM
Samantha!
SAMANTHA
I was speaking perfectly clear
English, Mother. You know, he's a
little slow in the head. He did
officially flunk first grade.
MOM
Sit your butt down.
SAMANTHA
Yes sir, Mother sir!
She salutes.
MOM
All right, listen up guys. Grandma's
gonna pick you up after school.
Your dad is in town for the day so
you're gonna spend the afternoon
with him.
SAMANTHA
Hmm.
MASON
Is he moving back?
MOM
I don't know.
SAMANTHA
We haven't seen him in about eighty
years.
MOM
Like... a year and a half.
MASON
(points to Samantha)
Ha-ha.
SAMANTHA
Oh please...
MOM
Can we please eat, here? The bus is
coming. Who wants syrup?