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The family sits around the table, swapping fun stories and pictures from their time apart.
MOM
You take this big elevator up, and
when we got to the top, we flew a
paper airplane off.
RANDY (O.S.)
And what happened?
MOM (O.S.)
It flew!
BILL (O.S.)
It flew away. It went for miles.
Went onto the Arctic Trail.
They laugh.
SAMANTHA
Oh, did you guys kiss under the Bridge
of Sighs?
MOM
Yes.
BILL
Yes, we did.
Bill leans in to kiss Olivia.
MINDY
Hey, Mom, can we see your wedding
ring?
MOM (O.S.)
Oh, sure.
Mom hands over her wedding ring. The boys look at a 20 Questions game.
MINDY (O.S.)
(Eyeing the ring)
Wow.
SAMANTHA (O.S.)
(Holding the ring)
Technically that's a fancy step cut
surrounded by miniature brilliant.
MASON
I wish we could've gone to Europe.
RANDY
Yeah.
BILL
Yeah, we'll go as a family next time.
But you didn't miss much, really.
We just stayed in the hotel room the
whole time playing video games.
Mom laughs.
MASON
Really?
BILL
And the hotels are really small and
really old. Squeaky.
The WAITER comes over.
WAITER
Can I get you anything else? Would
BILL
(To Randy)
Listen, I told you to put that away.
(To Mom)
Would you put that in your purse,
please? Computer games at the table.
(To Waiter)
Yes, uh, please, another bottle of
wine.
MASON
(to Waiter)
Um, Coke.
MOM
Um, you know what? Mason, you're
okay with water. No more Cokes.
(to Waiter)
Thank you.
BILL (O.S.)
(To Randy)
Now how 'bout you? Did you finish
your science project?
RANDY
Not quite yet.
BILL
Well, did you work on it? I mean,
did you build anything, or plan
anything, or..?
RANDY
A little.
BILL
(to Mindy)
Did he work on it at all, Mindy?
MINDY
No.
BILL
(to Mindy)
Did he sit around playing video games
with Mason the whole time?
MINDY
(laughs)
Yeah.
BILL
Mm. You were supposed to finish
that by the time I got back.
Remember? Hey.