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Dad, Samantha, and Mason watch a live baseball game.
DAD (O.S.)
Let's go, Roger!
The crowd reacts to the game.
DAD (CONT'D)
Guy's incredible. He's unhittable
this year! Now just so you know,
what we're watching here, is history.
Now you see this guy out here? This
dude is like forty-three years old
and he's strikin' out guys half his
age. This guy's ERA is 1.47, alright,
can you believe that? Now if the
Astros could just get a few runs
maybe we'd win a game.
MASON
Dad, do you have a job?
DAD
Ha! Why would you ask me that?
MASON
I don't know. Mom wanted to know
and I didn't know what the answer
was.
DAD
Mom wanted to know. Alright. Well,
you can tell mom that I just happen
to have passed my second actuarial
exam, alright? So... you tell her
that. How's she doing?
SAMANTHA
Great.
DAD
She finishing school?
SAMANTHA
Yep, all 'A's.
DAD
All 'A's huh? Like mother, like
daughter, right?
The kids leave to get hot dogs, etc. Mason puts mustard on his.
They return to the game. A clutch Astros home run and the crowd is cheering. Our guys celebrate with high fives, etc.
DAD (O.S.) (CONT'D)
You got this! That's outta here!
That's out-- Oh! Oh!
Fireworks go off. The crowd stands to their feet.
DAD (CONT'D)
Yeah!! Fuckin' A!