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THEY are all still smoking and looking out over the city. Finally WILL stands up and goes over to the edge and looks over. He jumps up and sits on the edge.
PETER
Careful.
SETH
Jesus man.
WILL EMERSON
Did you know the fear most people feel
when they stand on the edge like this is
not actually a fear that they will fall
but instead it’s the subconscious fearing
that they might jump? ....It’s a fear of
losing faith.
SETH
Well that’s a little deep and depressing,
thank you.
WILL EMERSON
Yeah well, I can get a little dark
sometimes.
SETH
Will, come on. Get down.
WILL jumps down and comes back over to sit down. They stare out again.
WILL EMERSON
Not today!
(beat)
So it looks like they are gonna have us
dump this shit.
SETH
What?
WILL EMERSON
Yeah, you watch.
SETH
How?
PETER
A trillion bucks??
WILL EMERSON
I’m just saying.
PETER
How would they even do that?
WILL EMERSON
You can’t... it’s impossible. But they’ll
figure out a way. I’ve been at this place
for ten years and I’ve seen some things
that you wouldn’t believe... and when all
is said and done... they don’t lose
money. They don’t care if everyone else
does, but they won’t.
Long silence.
SETH
WILL EMERSON
Yeah?
SETH
Did you really make two and half million
bucks last year?
WILL EMERSON
Yeah... I did.
PETER
What do you do with all that money?
WILL EMERSON
I don’t know really. It goes pretty
quick. You learn to spend what’s in your
pocket.
SETH
Two and a half million goes quickly?
WILL EMERSON
Well the tax man takes half of it up
front. So now you got what... million and
a quarter. Mortgage grabs another 300K, I
gave 150 to my parents to live off, so
now you got what??
PETER
Eight hundred.
WILL EMERSON
I bought a car last year for 150.
Probably another 100 eating... 25 on
clothes, put 400 away for a rainy day...
SETH
Smart. (smiles)
WILL EMERSON
And what's that?
PETER
125 left.
WILL EMERSON takes a long drag off his cigarette.
WILL EMERSON
I spent 76,520 dollars on booze, dancers,
and whores.
PETER
76,520?
WILL EMERSON
Yeah, kinda shocked me, although I was
able to write most of it off, as
entertainment.
With that he flicks his cigarette over the edge of the building just as a massive CORPORATE HELICOPTER comes sweeping up from behind the building and comes right over their heads.
THEY are now YELLING above the rotor noise.
PETER
Whoa!
SETH
Whoa!
WILL EMERSON (cont’d)
What time is it?
SETH
3:30!
WILL EMERSON
Oh, here they go. They are bringing in
the cavalry! We better get down there.