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Lattice light on COLM’s face as the PRIEST listens.
COLM
Well... all the ones from the last time
you didn’t forgive me for... multiplied
be two, of course.
(pause)
Definitely pride, this time.
(pause)
I killed a miniature donkey. It was be
accident, but I do feel bad about it.
PRIEST
Do you think God gives a damn about
miniature donkeys, Colm?
COLM
I fear he doesn’t. And I fear that’s
where it’s all gone wrong.
PRIEST
(pause)
Is that it?
COLM
Is what it?
PRIEST
Aren’t you forgetting a couple of things?
COLM
No, I think I’ve covered it.
PRIEST
Wouldn’t you say punching a policeman
is a sin?
COLM
Ah here, if punching a policeman is a
sin we may as well just pack up and go
home!
PRIEST
And self-mutilation is a sin. It’s one
of the biggest.
COLM
Is it?
(pause)
Self-mutilation, so, you have me there.
Multiplied be five.
Pause.
PRIEST
How’s the despair?
COLM
(pause)
It’s back a bit.
PRIEST
But you’re not going to do anything
about it?
COLM
I’m not going to do anything about it, no.
They sit there in the dark a while.
PRIEST
Twelve Hail Mary’s and eleven Our
Father’s.