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PADRAIC at table outside. Two horses look at him over a wall, & something about the loneliness of it all makes him want to cry. He drinks to stop it, as COLM and his dog come out, PADRAIC wiping his face as COLM sits.
COLM
I was too harsh yesterday.
PADRAIC
Yesterday, he says?! I know well you was
too harsh yesterday! And today!
COLM
I just, ah... I just have this
tremendous sense of time slipping away
on me, Padraic, and I think I need to
spend the time I have left in thinking,
and composing, and just trying not to
listen to any more of the dull things
that you have to say for yourself. But
I’m sorry about it. I am, like.
PADRAIC
(pause)
Are you dying?
COLM
No, I’m not dying.
PADRAIC
But... then you’ve loads of time.
COLM can see he isn’t getting through to him.
COLM
For chatting?
PADRAIC
Aye!
COLM
For aimless chatting?
PADRAIC
Not for aimless chatting. For good
normal chatting.
COLM
So we’ll keep aimlessly chatting, will
we? And me life’ll keep dwindling and
in twelve years I’ll die with nothing
to show for it bar the chats I’ve had
with a limited man. Is that it?
PADRAIC
I said, not aimless chatting, I said
good normal chatting.
COLM
The other night, two hours you spent
talking to me about the things you’d
found in your little donkey’s shite that
PADRAIC
Well it wasn’t me little donkey’s
shite, was it, it was me little pony’s
shite. Which show’s how much you were
listening.
COLM
None of it helps me. Do you understand?
None of it helps me!
PADRAIC isn’t quite sure if he does understand.
COLM (CONT'D)
That was the straw that broke the
camel’s back, anyways. The two hours of *
pony shite.
PADRAIC
There was straw in it!
COLM looks at him, then gets up to go back in.
PADRAIC (CONT'D)
We’ll just chat about something else
then!
But COLM has already gone inside. His dog looks at PADRAIC sadly a moment, then looks away too & goes inside himself, PADRAIC having to get up and help him with the door.
Framed in the window, PADRAIC sips his pint, looking at the * horses over the wall, who also seem to turn away from him. He * walks away home. *