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Church full of ISLANDERS, as the PRIEST says Mass in Latin. SIOBHAN bored, PADRAIC keeping a surreptitious eye on COLM, a few pews ahead, who never looks back at him.
But now PADRAIC has started noticing people glancing at him & looking sheepishly away, as well as hearing snippets of conversation, such as...
MALE ISLANDER 1
Aye, stopped speaking to him.
Overnight, like.
FEMALE ISLANDER 1 *
Aye, but wouldn’t you, like?
Muffled laughter, coming from different places. Then...
FEMALE ISLANDER 2 *
Well he was always a bit that way
though, wasn’t he?
FEMALE ISLANDER 1 *
He was, he was.
PADRAIC
A bit what way?!
SIOBHAN
Hah?
The PRIEST continues, muffling any further chat, until...
FEMALE ISLANDER 2 *
Him and his little donkey!
PADRAIC
(loudly)
What about me little donkey?! No. What
about me little donkey?!
The whole church and even the PRIEST go quiet, and in the pause after, without COLM even looking round...
COLM
Stop talking about him.
After another tense pause, the PRIEST continues with the mass.