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Alan and Stewart Menzies are in an MI-6 conference room. It’s been set up like a class room: Rows of identical desks, at which sit a COLLECTION OF CROSSWORD ENTHUSIASTS. There are around 20, all men.
ALAN TURING
... You’ll have six minutes to
complete the puzzle, at which
point—
Just then, a WOMAN enters. Everyone turns to look...
Her name is JOAN CLARKE, 20s, a graduate student at Cambridge who’s trying to get as far away from her preacher father as possible, and she’s about to become very important to this story.
MI-6 AGENT
Pardon, Ma’am, this room is
restricted.
JOAN CLARKE
Apologies for my tardiness — bus
caught a flat tire.
ALAN TURING
(irritated)
May I continue, please?
MI-6 AGENT
(to Joan)
You’re not allowed in here, Ma’am.
JOAN CLARKE
I’m only a few minutes late. With
the bombing there’s ten potholes to
each road.
MI-6 AGENT
No, ma’am, the secretaries are to
head upstairs. This room is for the
candidates.
ALAN TURING
May I please get on with this?
JOAN CLARKE
I am a candidate.
MI-6 AGENT
For what position?
JOAN CLARKE
The letter did not say, precisely.
MI-6 AGENT
Yes, so, secretaries are to head
upstairs.
JOAN CLARKE
It said it was top secret.
ALAN TURING
(comes over to them)
What is going on here?
JOAN CLARKE
There was a crossword in the paper.
I solved it. I got a letter saying
I was a candidate for some
mysterious job. So here I am. My
name is Joan Clarke.
She hands the Agent the LETTER.
MI-6 AGENT
Miss, did you really solve this
puzzle yourself?
JOAN CLARKE
What makes you think I couldn’t
have solved the puzzle myself? I am
quite —
MI-6 AGENT
— Ma’am I’ll have to ask you —
ALAN TURING
— Miss Clarke. I find tardiness
unacceptable under any
circumstance. Now take a seat, so
we may continue.
Joan stares at Alan: Thank you.
JOAN CLARKE
Apologies again for being late.
As Joan SITS, the Agent turns to Menzies — who’s been silently observing Alan thus far — for support.
Menzies SHRUGS.
The Agent backs down.
Alan passes out NEW CROSSWORD PUZZLES.
JOAN CLARKE (CONT’D)
— Pardon, but before we start, can
you tell me a bit about this
position I’m qualifying for?
ALAN TURING
Oh for God’s sake — No.
JOAN CLARKE
It’s just that I’ve a pretty decent
job at the University, and I’d
rather not give it up for something
less interesting.
ALAN TURING
Miss Clarke. You now have the
distinct honor of having wasted
more of my time than any other
person in this room. Quiet.
Gentlemen. And lady. You have six
minutes. Begin.
SHOTS: EVERYONE FRANTICALLY TRIES TO FINISH THE NEW PUZZLE.
As they work:
STEWART MENZIES
(whispering to Alan)
Six minutes? Is that even possible?
ALAN TURING
No. It takes me eight. But this
test isn’t about crosswords — it’s
about how you approach solving an
impossible problem. Do you take the
whole thing at once? Do you divide
it into smaller —
— Suddenly, Joan sits up. She’s finished. Early.
ALAN TURING (CONT’D)
You’ve finished?
JOAN CLARKE
Yes.
ALAN TURING
(checking watch)
... 5 minutes, 34 seconds.
JOAN CLARKE
You said to do it in under 6.
ON ALAN: The smartest man in the room is surprised for the first time in a very long time by someone who might be even smarter.
STEWART MENZIES
(to Alan)
Seems like some people approach it
by simply doing the impossible.
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