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Shortsighted Woman lies under a tree. David stands beside her holding four carrots and a fish. Apparently he’s decided not to give up yet.
DAVID
What blood type are you?
SHORTSIGHTED WOMAN
B.
David thinks some more.
DAVID
Do you like berries? Blueberries?
Blackberries?
SHORTSIGHTED WOMAN
No, no.
DAVID
Can you play the piano?
SHORTSIGHTED WOMAN
No.
DAVID
Do you speak German?
SHORTSIGHTED WOMAN
No.
DAVID
I could teach you German but it
would take at least a year for you
to be able to speak the basics, not
fluently. So there’s no point. You
know, German is one of the most
difficult languages in the world to
learn because its grammar is very
complicated.
David wakes up, terrified.