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David walks in the forest and comes across a pony. The animal is probably the woman with the nice hair at the hotel, Nosebleed Woman’s Best Friend. David stares at the pony with a mixture of confusion and anger. His face is still full of dirt.
DAVID
Hi, how are you? It’s very nice
meeting you again.
He cuts the pony’s mane with a pair of scissors. The animal stands still. He then looks the pony in the eye and hits it across the face.
DAVID (CONT’D)
How do you like my hair now?