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The Maid and the 50-Year-Old Waiter stand in the middle of the stage. The hotel guests sit and watch. The Hotel Manager talks to the audience with a microphone. Besides her stands her partner, as usual.
HOTEL MANAGER
Good evening, everyone. With the
help of this reenactment, we’d like
to show you what it’s like when
someone lives on their own and what
it’s like when they live with
someone else.
One. Man eats alone.
The 50-Year-Old Waiter opens a folding table on stage and places a plate on it. He pretends to eat and then suddenly chokes, falls off his chair and pretends to die.
He then gets up and sits back down on his chair. This time the Maid sits opposite him.
HOTEL MANAGER (CONT’D)
Two. Man eats with woman.
The 50-Year-Old Waiter again pretends to eat and choke but this time the Maid gets up, performs the Heimlich manoeuver on him and he recovers. They then hug.
HOTEL MANAGER (CONT’D)
Three. Woman walks alone.
The Maid walks across the stage. A WAITER-EXTRA stands in the middle of the stage, blocks her path, pulls down his trousers and pretends to rape her.
HOTEL MANAGER (CONT’D)
Four. Woman walks with man.
The 50-Year-Old Waiter and the Maid walk together across the stage and pass in front of the rapist waiter. Nothing happens. The audience applauds.