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44INT. HOTEL RECEPTION - NIGHT

All the residents are dressed up - black tie and gowns. This is obviously a special occasion. The Hotel Manager is presenting the new couple: Limping Man and Nosebleed Woman. They are now formally together, a confirmed couple.

Their life together will begin with everyone’s blessing. It’s like an instant wedding, a non-ritual ceremony.

HOTEL MANAGER

I’m very happy because we have a

new couple. They met just two days

ago but they are very much in love

and perfectly suited. They both

have the same problem with their

noses. They bleed quite suddenly.

The rest of the hotel guests clap. Nosebleed Woman’s Best Friend cries. She realises she is losing her best friend forever and feels abandoned. David hesitates at first, but after a while he claps too. But he doesn’t smile, and seems worried. A WAITER holds a velvet cushion with tassels, with a room key on it. The Hotel Manager hands the couple the room key.

HOTEL MANAGER (CONT’D)

Tomorrow they will be transferred

to a double room with a larger

wardrobe and a larger bathroom.

They will be allowed to use the

group sports facilities and to eat

together in the restaurant. They

will stay in a double room for two

weeks and then their final test

awaits. The pier.

The rest of the guests clap once more. Limping Man takes the microphone. He speaks loudly, with excitement and joy.

LIMPING MAN

I’m very happy.

NOSEBLEED WOMAN

Me too.

HOTEL MANAGER

What are your thoughts on

paedophilia?

LIMPING MAN

I’m against it.