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The Maid walks and stops under a tree. She looks left and right, as if she’s waiting for someone. She then looks at her watch. Loner Leader appears. She kisses the Maid’s hand.
MAID
Good morning.
LONER LEADER
Morning. Did you bring the stuff I
asked for?
MAID
The gun is in the bag, as is the
key to the small door. The numbers
of the double rooms are in this
blue folder. Try not to lose the
key, I have to put it back where I
found it. I suggest Saturday
because after the dance everyone is
quite tired and many of the staff
are off work on weekends.
LONER LEADER
What about the shampoo?
MAID
I forgot it. I’ll bring you two
bottles next time.
LONER LEADER
You’re terrific, you know that?
MAID
I don’t know how much longer I can
take living in that horrible house
with that fat dentist. He’s always
asking whether I’ve flossed and
forces me to brush my teeth after
every meal, however small. The
other day he kissed me on the
cheek. When all this is over I’m
going to kill him in his dentist’s
chair. I’m going to shove the drill
into his belly.
The Maid sits on a rock and covers her face with her hands. It looks like she’s crying, but she’s not.
LONER LEADER
It’ll all be over soon. Be patient
and don’t forget to take your birth-
control pills. I’ll say it again,
it’s terrific what you’re doing.
Loner Leader hugs the Maid.