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David climbs aboard the yacht. He carefully looks through the cabin window. Limping Man and Nosebleed Woman wear identical nautical striped outfits. His is stained with blood. Their child, Elizabeth, also sits with them.
LIMPING MAN
A basketball weighs between 550 and
650 grams. Did you know that?
NOSEBLEED WOMAN
No, I didn’t know that.
LIMPING MAN
Yes. It’s weight is different for
men’s and women’s games, but that’s
roughly how much they weigh. Do you
know how much a volleyball weighs?
ELIZABETH
No, but I’d love to find out.
David startles them, appearing behind the little girl. He sits down beside them at the table and places the gun next to him.
DAVID
Good evening.
He takes a glass from in front of Limping Man and the knife from next to the little girl’s plate and taps the glass with the knife.
DAVID (CONT’D)
I have an announcement to make. His
nose doesn’t really bleed on its
own. He bangs it against a wall or
a piece of wood or some other hard
surface, or else he cuts it with a
pen knife while you aren’t looking.
So the answer to the question “Are
you suited?” is 100% “No, you’re
not”.
ELIZABETH
Shut up. Dad, tell him to leave.
I’m sleepy.
DAVID
I’m sure that the stain on his t-
shirt is not blood but cherry juice
or tomato ketchup or red
watercolour paint or something like
that.
Limping Man and Nosebleed Woman get up and start to hit him.
DAVID (CONT’D)
Or beetroot juice.
Elizabeth grabs the knife from the floor.
ELIZABETH
Kill him. Mum, here’s the knife.
Kill him.
Limping man pushes David out of the cabin.
LIMPING MAN
Get out of here while you still
can.
David looks at them with a weird mix of shame and contempt and then leaves. The hotel alarm sounds from the yacht’s speakers. He jumps to the pier and starts to run towards the fence where the others are waiting for him. Shortsighted Woman smiles slightly the moment she sees him returning safe.