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Loner Leader, Loner Swimmer (her supposed husband), her father and her mother, sit on the sofa. They all seem relaxed, they’ve been drinking and they’re enjoying the stories told by the elderly couple. David and Shortsighted Woman sit in a corner.
LONER LEADER’S FATHER
I met your mother when we were at
school. We were both top of the
class in music. I was a little
better than her on the guitar
because my fingers are longer and
stronger, which is very important
when playing chords. She was better
at singing. We began meeting to
study together. We became a couple
just a month before leaving school.
If we’d waited one more month, we’d
have been sent to the hotel. Can
you imagine?
LONER SWIMMER
Let’s not talk about unpleasant
things. I can’t wait for you both
to play us some music.
Loner Leader’s father begins to play the guitar. Her mother, sitting beside him, begins to sing. David kisses Shortsighted Woman on the hand. She begins to stroke his hair and then french kisses him for a long time. Loner Leader, annoyed, slaps them.
LONER LEADER
That’s enough. Show my parents some
respect, they’re playing you music.
LONER LEADER’S MOTHER
That’s okay.
LONER LEADER
No mother, it is not okay. Please,
continue.
LONER LEADER’S MOTHER
Do you want us to perform the same
song, or something else?
LONER LEADER
Something else.