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Mom, Mason and Samantha sit down at a table. A waitress places menus.
MOM
Thank you. Okay guys, let's be clear.
I'm going to break this into four
categories. One. Anything you wanna
keep from your childhood and your
taking with you. Two. Throwing
away. Three. Donating. Four.
Whatever you wanna try to sell at
the garage sell next weekend, whatever
we don't sell, we're donating.
MASON
Doesn't the apartment have like an
attic, or storage or something?
MOM
No. You're missing the point. We're
not going to drag a bunch of crap to
mom's tiny apartment.
SAMANTHA
Can't believe we're moving again.
MOM
No, I'm moving! You moved two years
ago. You have an apartment in Austin.
Mason is moving the fall. I'm done.
This will be great for me. I'll
have all these options. I could
take a sabbatical. I could get some
writing done and try to get published.
MASON
What about Christmas, though? What
are we gonna do?
SAMANTHA
I'm not sharing a room with him.
MOM
One of you will sleep on the couch,
and we'll use that blow-up mattress.
SAMANTHA
How am I supposed to do my laundry?
MOM
Sam, I'm gently pushing you out of
the nest.
And on your way down you may magically
find some quarters that you use to
do laundry in your own apartment.
Come on! You guys are adults. You
need to take some responsibility!
Mom puts her glasses on.
MASON
I'm gonna get the veggie burger.
SAMANTHA
I'm not having anything, not hungry.
Mom takes her glasses off.
MOM
What's wrong with you?
SAMANTHA
I'm sick.
MOM
What is it, your head? Do you have
a fever?
MASON
She's pregnant.
SAMANTHA
(weak laugh)
No. To be honest, I drank way too
much last night.
MOM
You weren't driving, were you?
SAMANTHA
No. No. Carrie's back home, too,
and we just hung out. You know,
peach Smirnoffs, they just go down
so easy.
MOM
No, no. Hey - that's not an excuse.
You can still pack boxes. These
people want to move in as soon as
possible.
The assistant restaurant manager, who'll we'll come to know as ERNESTO, approaches the table.
ERNESTO
Hi guys. I'm Ernesto, how are you?
(to Mom)
Uh, you probably don't remember me,
but I worked on your septic line
years ago.
MOM
Oh, yeah.
ERNESTO
Believe it or not, you changed my
life. Yeah, you told me that day
that I was smart and that I should
go to school. I took your advice!
I signed up for English classes and
then a year later I went to community
college and I got my associates
degree. And I'm working on my
bachelors now at Texas State. And
I'm also one of the managers here.
MOM
That's great.
ERNESTO
Uh, it's good to see you. Because I
really wanted a chance to thank you
for that. Gracias. It really meant
a lot to me. Don't worry about lunch.
It's on me. It's the least I can
do.
MOM
Thanks.
ERNESTO
You guys should listen to her. She's
a smart lady.
MOM
Thank you.
Ernesto walks back toward the kitchen, leaving the three seated at the table.