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Mason is packing a box, in mid-conversation with Mom, who is seated in another room.
MASON
...Isn't that kind of crazy though,
that a computer knows who you are
from just twenty questions off a
form? I guess there are really only
like eight types of people in the
world.
Mom goes to the kitchen and pours coffee into a mug.
MASON (CONT'D)
I mean there are subsets, like male
and female, but apparently we're not
as unique as we want to think we
are.
MOM
Have you even talked to this guy
yet?
MASON
No, but we've been trading emails.
He seems pretty cool. He's studying
literature, and uh, anthropology,
and he's way into Bright Eyes... so
that's not so bad. But anyways, he
was telling me about how the system
they use for assigning roommates is
kind of spooky. Like, the Freshmen
satisfaction rate for new roommates
used to be like 60%, and now it's
100%. Just cause of the computer.
MOM
Well. Sounds like he'll be a good
roommate, then.
MASON
Yeah. But we've pretty much decided
that soon they won't even need a
questionnaire. Because they'll just
let the NSA scan your digital ghost,
and they'll tell you who your roommate
is, based on everything you've ever
said, written, or clicked.
Mason walks back into the living room, carrying a box. He holds up a framed picture.
MASON (CONT'D)
Did you -- Did you put this in here
Mom laughs.
MASON (CONT'D)
I don't want it.
MOM
Come on, it's the first picture you
ever took.
MASON
Well, I mean, all the more reason to
leave it behind, right?
Mason goes to put the picture back in his room, while Mom suddenly breaks into quiet sobs.
He comes back out, wearing a backpack, and notices Mom crying.
MASON (CONT'D)
What?
MOM
(crying)
Nothing.
MASON
No, what is it?
MOM
Nothing!
MASON
Mom...
MOM
This is the worst day of my life.
MASON
What are you talking about?
MOM
I knew this day was coming. I just --
I didn't know you were gonna be so
fuckin' happy to be leaving.
MASON
I mean, it's not that I'm that happy.
What do you, what do you expect?
MOM
You know what I'm realizing? My
life is just gonna go, like that!
This series of milestones. Getting
married, having kids, getting
divorced, the time that we thought
you were dyslexic, when I taught you
how to ride a bike, getting divorced
AGAIN, getting my masters degree,
finally getting the job I wanted,
sending Samantha off to college,
sending YOU off the college... You
know what's next? Huh? It's my
fuckin' funeral!
A beat.
MOM (CONT'D)
Just go, and leave my picture!
Stunned, Mason doesn't know what to say.
MASON
Aren't you jumping ahead by like,
forty years or something?
MOM
I just thought there would be more.
Mom sits at the table crying. Mason does not know how to comfort her.