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Mason and Dad are now hiking through the woods.
MASON
You know that redhead at the bowling
alley?
DAD
Sure. What about her?
MASON
Do you know her well?
DAD
Ahhh, you know, we've hung out a
little bit.
MASON
Is she your girlfriend?
DAD
How do you mean?
MASON
Like... have you kissed her?
DAD
Um... Yeah. Yeah. I've kissed her.
What about you? You got a girlfriend?
MASON
Sort of.
DAD
Really. Have you uh, have you kissed
her?
MASON
Not really.
DAD
Yeah. Well, what have you done?
MASON
Well, we talked on the phone.
DAD
Oh yeah? How'd that go?
MASON
Pretty terrible.
DAD
Oh yeah?
(Laughs)
Why?
MASON
Well, when we're at school, we got
plenty to talk about, but when we're
alone or on the phone, it's like we
have nothing in common.
DAD
Nothing?
MASON
Uh, she's not interested in music or
video games or... the three best
movies this summer...
DAD
All right. What?
MASON
Tropic Thunder, Dark Knight and
Pineapple Express.
DAD
Yeah, what about 'em?
MASON
She said they all sucked.
DAD
Okay, well what's she interested in?
MASON
I don't know. Goin' to the mall
with her stupid friends.
DAD
Alright. Well, is she cute? Watch
your step there.
MASON
Yeah.
DAD
Yeah? Alright. Well, here's what
you do. Alright. First off, you
gotta ask her a lot of questions.
Then you have to listen to the
answers, alright, actually be
interested in her. Alright, if you
can do those things, you're gonna be
light years ahead of all the other
guys.