· · ·
turning to page one
turning to page one
Brie holds a glass of wine as she and Randall lay in bed post coital.
BRIE EVANTEE
I just realized we don’t really
know anything about each other.
RANDALL
True. Every time I ask about your
life you tell me about your
favorite restaurants.
BRIE EVANTEE
I despise the “get to know you”
part of relationships.
RANDALL
Oh, ok. I understand.
BRIE EVANTEE
Ok, let’s just get it all over and
done with: My Grandfather invented
the flash freezing process so I
come from grotesque money but I got
away from it by getting three
Master’s degrees. I’ve been
divorced twice. One was a Secretary
of State. The other a sport
fisherman. I’ve slept with two
former Presidents and I speak four
languages and own two Monets.
Randall sits up a little straighter.
RANDALL
Wow. Two former Presidents? Wow.
My turn? My Father was a middle
school geography teacher. My Mother
cut hair out of our kitchen. About
two years ago our family dog JoJo
died. Which was really emotional. I
can’t remember crying that much
ever. And, I finally got my Star
Wars poster signed by Mark Hamill.
It’s in the garage.
BRIE EVANTEE
Ok, Good. That’s done.
(beat)
Now where are we gonna go for
dinner tonight?
SMASH CUT TO: