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President Orlean presides over a FULL CABINET MEETING with Randall, Jason, several Generals in attendance. Peter Isherwell stands behind the President.
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
Ladies and gentlemen what we and
what the world thought was an
impending and terrifying danger...
is actually an astonishing
opportunity.
SECRETARY OF STATE GLEESON BERKERS
Our allies are very confused and
demanding answers Madame President.
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
Tell them to wait.
(moves on)
According to the most recent
spectrometer reading of Comet
Dibiasky made by astro-geologists
at BASH cellular... we have
discovered something. Something
truly miraculous. Peter?
PETER ISHERWELL
Thank you, Janie. As some of you
know the most valuable minerals in
the world are fast becoming the
ones used to make cell phones and
computers: yttrium, terbium,
osmium, dysprosium, and on and on.
We’re running short. And the
problem is exacerbated because
China has her big panda paw firmly
on almost all the mines that
produce these valuable rare earth
assets. So you can imagine, wow,
just how happy we were at BASH when
our astrogeologists that this comet
hurtling towards earth actually
contains at least thirty-two
trillion dollars of these critical
materials.
RANDALL
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, is that why
you aborted this entire mission
because you are trying to mine the
comet?
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
Dr. Mindy, I think we should all
questions until the end of the
presentation and you might find
that your questions are answered.
RANDALL
Yes, Madame President.
PETER ISHERWELL
When other metals are factored in
this comet contains almost 140
trillion dollars’ worth of assets.
There’s some muttering and oohs and ahhs in the room.
JASON
Buck Forty Trilly. Uh...
RANDALL
But what does any of this matter if
we’re all going to die?
SECRETARY OF EDUCATION
I was about to ask the same
question Janie.
JASON
Oh no...what if we’re all rich! And
we’re safe!