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RANDALL
I understand the wealth that they
could extract from this comet. It
could end world hunger or..
Kate begins to laugh.
DR. OGLETHORPE
Oh, I see.
RANDALL
What? Why are you laughing?
DR. OGLETHORPE
So that’s the pretty bow they’re
putting around this line of
bullshit.
KATE
I bet they’ll say freedom and
puppies too.
RANDALL
You want me to quit the mission?
Ok, I’ll quit the mission. But you
have to understand, this is now
beyond our control. They have all
the power. So who do you want in
the actual room to make sure this
whole thing doesn’t turn out to be
a complete goddamn disaster?
KATE
I have news for you, it’s already a
complete disaster. They’re about to
let a comet the size of a mountain
hit the planet to jack up a cell
phone company’s stock!
Everyone at the bar and tables nearby is now looking at them.
DR. OGLETHORPE
(whispering)
You gotta take it down about four
or five notches now red.
The WAITRESS, 23, comes over.
WAITRESS
Were you just yelling about why
they turned that mission around?
Why were you talking about cell
phones?
DR. OGLETHORPE
My friend was just theorizing as to
what’s going on. We’re confused
too.
WAITRESS
That’s an official looking White
House badge you have on.
Randall is still wearing his White House laminate ID.
RANDALL
I don’t know why I have this on.
Randall quickly takes off the badge.
WAITRESS
Just tell us what’s going on.
Another GUY FROM THE BAR comes over.
GUY FROM THE BAR
I got three scared kids at home.
How about you just tell us
something?
A NEARBY DINER turns from a table near them.
RANDALL
I understand. I wish I could share
information, but-
GUY FROM THE BAR
We’re people just like you. We
deserve to know!
KATE
They’re right. They deserve to
know. You wanna know what’s going
on? Does everyone really want to
know what’s going on?!
Now the WHOLE RESTAURANT is listening.
DR. OGLETHORPE
Kate don’t-
KATE
They found a bunch of gold and
diamonds and rare shit on the comet
and now they’re going to let it hit
earth to make a bunch of rich
people even more disgustingly rich!
Everyone freezes.
What the hell does anybody do with that information?
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