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Congressman Tenant with Dan Pawketty, Jason Orlean, and KID ROCK (look alike) speak to a giant crowd wearing the “Don’t Look Up” red, white and blue caps.
CONGRESSMAN TENANT
These “Just Look Uppers” want
millions of illegal Chileans to
come across the border! Don’t Look
Up! Don’t Look Up!
CRANE ARM DOWN to one LOYAL SUPPORTER, early 20s in a Don’t Look Up hat, as he looks back up over his shoulder for JUST A SECOND.
LOYAL SUPPORTER
What?
(and then louder)
What the hell is that!?
Crowd hushes and starts to turn around and look up. In the sky is a GIANT GLOWING BALL a fifth the size of the moon.
LOYAL SUPPORTER (CONT'D)
Fucking lied to us!
Crowd starts to murmur. Jason runs up to the mic.
JASON
The President just texted me.
“Don’t trip. It’s all good. Don’t
trip.”
The crowd shouts and boos over him. A BOTTLE HITS JASON in the head cutting him. More bottles and caps start to rain down.
JASON (CONT'D)
You cut my face, you fucking
rednecks!
Jason storms off stage, clutching his face.