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We meet our hosts: JACK BREMMER, 48, in the know but also a bit charmingly dumb and BRIE EVANTEE, 45.
JACK BREMMER
You gotta stop drinking the cheap
shit.
BRIE EVANTEE
It was only two glasses.
JACK BREMMER
Yeah, two and half.
A studio manager
STUDIO MANAGER
Alright we’re twenty out, let’s
make sure on our eyelines.
That we’re not looking at Jack and
Brie. And...cue the package.
OPENING VT PACKAGE FOR THE DAILY RIP PLAYS
Brie gets a last look from Jack.
BRIE EVANTEE
(adjusting her breasts)
Ladies ok?
JACK BREMMER
(to Brie)
Yes.
(to camera)
Aw Brie, I’ve got something for you
today. Listen to this. President
Orlean’s Supreme Court nominee
Sheriff Conlon has now been
identified as appearing in a soft
core porn cable show from the early
90s...