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A STAGE MANAGER pops in.
STAGE MANAGER
Hey Everyone. I’m Sean from the
show. We’re gonna do, well Jack and
Brie are gonna do like 10 on the
SCOTUS nominee. Then Riley Bina,
you come on...
RILEY BINA
And I can talk about my new single
right? A portion of the profits
goes to manatee sanctuaries.
STAGE MANAGER
Yes, but the break up first. And
then Dr. Mindy and Ms. Dibiasky you
both come on to talk about the
planet you discovered.
RANDALL
Comet. We found a comet.
KATE
They know what we’re here to talk
about right?
STAGE MANAGER
Of course. Jack and Brie love doing
science segments. Just remember
keep it light, fun. Jack and Brie
love to have a good time.
Stage Manager exits.
RILEY BINA
You guys discovered a comet? That’s
so dope. I have a tattoo of a
shooting star on my back.
RANDALL
That’s terrific.
Long awkward pause. Randall can’t help himself.
RANDALL (CONT'D)
We heard about your break up too.
We just want to say we’re very
sorry, right? We’re very sorry you
seem like a great person.
RILEY BINA
Why don’t you mind your own
business you old fuck.
RANDALL
Oh. Okay.