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RANDALL
...when she made a breathtaking and
once in a lifetime discovery.
JACK BREMMER
I had no idea that Suburu made
telescopes.
BRIE EVANTEE
Incredible.
JACK BREMMER
So this is really exciting. Tell us
what you found Ms. Dibiasky...
KATE
(a little awkward)
Well, I was monitoring exploding
stars... to help measure the
measurement expansion of the
universe-
BRIE EVANTEE
For your PhD...
KATE
Right. But I saw something I didn’t
recognize. It was a comet. A big
one. And it’s headed directly at
earth. And it very likely will hit.
JACK BREMMER
This sounds very, very exciting.
Exploding stars. Like stars
actually explode? Now how big is
this thing? Could it destroy
someone’s house? Is that possible?
RANDALL
Well Comet Dibiasky, which is what
it will officially be named-
JACK BREMMER
After her?
RANDALL
Yeah after her.
JACK BREMMER BRIE EVANTEE
Alright, Congratulations! Oh! Congratulations!!
RANDALL
It’s somewhere between 6 and 9
kilometers across. So, it would
damage the entire planet. Much more
than a house.
JACK BREMMER
The entire planet. Ok, so while
it’s damaging that, can it hit this
one house in particular, that’s
just off the coast of New Jersey?
It’s my ex-wife’s house. I just
happen?
Brie hits his arm playfully.
BRIE EVANTEE JACK BREMMER (CONT'D) Come on! You and Shelly have In fairness I did pay for the a great friendship! Stop! You house the comet would hit! need to Stop!
BRIE EVANTEE (CONT'D)
I apologize for him. He’s terrible!
KATE
(interrupting)
I’m sorry... Are we not being
clear! We’re trying to tell you
that the entire planet is about to
be destroyed.
BRIE EVANTEE
It’s something we do around here to
keep the bad news light.
JACK BREMMER
Helps the medicine go down. And
speaking of medicine, tomorrow
we’ve got a-
KATE
Well maybe the destruction of the
entire planet isn’t supposed to be
fun.
Everyone stops.
KATE (CONT'D)
Maybe it’s supposed to be
terrifying... and upsetting...and
maybe we’re supposed to stay up all
night every night crying...
when we’re all 100% for sure going
to fucking die!
She storms off.
RANDALL
Hey Kate-
KATE
Sorry!
There is a long silence.