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Randall is on his home computer arguing with people on Diddly (Twitter). He has grown into his Daily Rip look nicely.
RANDALL
My God honey, this guy doesn’t even
know what a heliocentric orbit is
and he’s calling me a crackpot. He
says Jewish billionaires invented
the comet so the government can
confiscate our liberty and our
guns. #DontBeScared.
June passes by the doorway.
JUNE MINDY
You’ve been on that site a lot
lately.
RANDALL
I’ve got over a quarter million
subscribers. I’ve got to use my
voice to get the truth out there,
right?
JUNE
I’m going for a walk if you want to
come.
RANDALL
(talks while typing)
It’s called “the scientific
method.” It’s what created the the
computer you’re typing your half
witted conspiracy theories on. What
do you think about that?
JUNE MINDY (O.C.)
Randall!
RANDALL
Yeah, honey?
JUNE MINDY
Someone is here to see you!
RANDALL
Who?