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President Orlean and Jason speak to Randall, Teddy and Kate. Dr. Calder is also there.
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
I think it was Winston Churchill,
or maybe it was Bobby Knight, who
said the great labor of leadership
Look there are times as a leader is
to lay down ones yolk of pride and
admit, that mistakes were made.
She exhales a plume of smoke and dies out a cigarette.
JASON
You were deceived, as was I, but
the end result was, we had our
scientists who went to the
prestigious schools of Harvard and
Princeton and... they confirmed the
data. So we would like to offer you
a Presidential apology.
RANDALL
Really?
JASON
And we are fully prepared to
mobilize in an historic fashion to
save this planet.
Randall and Oglethorpe look to each other and let out a huge sigh a huge relief. Everyone is celebrating.
KATE
So basically, what you’re saying is-
DR. OGLETHORPE
Hey. There’s no need. We all get-
KATE
- you’re about to lose the midterms
because you got caught sending
pictures of your cooch to your porn
star Sheriff and now suddenly it’s
to your advantage to act on the
comet?
Beat.
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
(mocking)
Right...
KATE
(big exhale)
Ok.
Ok, I’m just so relieved that you
guys are finally doing
something...This has been really
really hard.
RANDALL
This has been really really
stressful.
DR. OGLETHORPE
It’s been a lot. I can agree.
Kate begins crying. Randall puts his hand on hers. Jason starts laughing at Kate.
JASON
Sorry, you just look so bad when
you cry!
(to Jocelyn)
People are going to ask why we
didn’t act earlier so we need you
to take the hit on this.
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
Yeah...but we’ll take care of you
down the road Jocelyn.
DR. CALDER
Of course Janie. I’ll resign in
disgrace first thing tomorrow.
KATE
(under her breath)
Well that’s weird as hell.
RANDALL
Anesthesiologist.
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
I am going to make a statement, a
Presidential statement to the
American people. We’re not going to
tell the press about it ahead of
time, so it will have the quality
of a breaking news.