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A 10 STORY SCREEN SHOWS the ceiling of the SISTINE CHAPEL. PUSH IN TO GOD’S HAND TOUCHING ADAM’S.
MUSIC: BASH THEME
LIEV SCHREIBER (V.O.)
It all started with a connection...
A simple gesture that created so
much.
GOD’S HAND TURNS revealing a CELL PHONE.
LIEV SCHREIBER (V.O.)
So many choices. Sometimes it can
even feel like too much. Until now.
THE CELL PHONE GLOWS and then Adam’s hand turns revealing a SECOND CELL PHONE. PUSH IN TO THE SCREEN to see the texted words “Let There Be Life. BASH Liif.”
LIEV SCHREIBER (V.O.)
Introducing BASH Liif. Liif without
the stress of living.
The CROWD of 5 thousand TECH CONFERENCE attendees applauds heartily.
FEMALE ANCR (V.O.)
Before we introduce the founder and
CEO of BASH, please remember to
avoid direct eye contact, sudden
movements, coughing, or negative
facial expressions. And now, Sir
Peter Isherwell.
THREE CHILDREN (AGES 8-9 African American, Asian American and Caucasian) enter the stage with Peter Isherwell, an ageless optimistic yet very shy man in a windbreaker.
PETER ISHERWELL
Hello everyone. All of my work has
been driven by the inexpressable
need for a friend who would
understand of a friend to
understand and sooth me.
And you know, all those years of
work have come to fruition... with
BASH Liif.
Our new BASH 14 point three phone
is fully integrated into your every
feeling and desire without you
needing to say one single word.
PETER ISHERWELL (CONT'D)
If I feel...
CHILD 1
Sad.
CHILD 2
Afraid.
CHILD 3
Or alone.
PETER ISHERWELL
...the BASH 14 point three phone
when set to Liif setting, instantly
senses my mood through blood
pressure, heart rates and-
PHONE VOICE (V.O.)
Your vitals show that you are sad.
This will cheer you up Peter.
“Here, this will cheer you up...” appears on the screen and a VT of a puppy riding a rooster.
PETER ISHERWELL
...It also schedules a therapy
session with a nearby professional
so we can make sure this sad
feeling doesn’t return.
CHILD 2
May I say something Mr. Isherwell.
PETER ISHERWELL
No.
All of these functions play out on the screen behind him.
PETER ISHERWELL (CONT'D)
And to support BASH Liif I would
like to officially announce...
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