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INCOMPLETE DRONES WITH DRILLING ARMS AND WARHEADS ON THEM are being wheeled around the massive launch pad.
Randall and President Orlean land in a helicopter and walk over to a hangar.
A giant BEAD DRONE is in front of them.
PETER ISHERWELL
Okay, let me introduce you, uh, to
mankind’s savior. The Bash Explore
and Acquire Drone.
RANDALL
It’s incredible.
PETER ISHERWELL
It’s incredible, isn’t it? I call
this one Primo the first.
(laughs)
It’s like my first child.
(speaking to drone)
Primo, my boy. It’s your father,
Cronos.
(laughing)
Don’t be shy. Come on. You’re gonna
be a God in the sky.
RANDALL
(laughs nervously)
Are you at all concerned about the
sync on the BEAD explosions? There
are studies that show that the
comet-
PETER ISHERWELL
Oh, Doctor. There are always
questions and fears and...
Randall takes some papers from his jacket. Hands them to Isherwell.
RANDALL
Right. I have a report here from a
Dr. Inez if you’d just take a look
at this study.
PETER ISHERWELL
Oh, thanks...
RANDALL
Listen, a lot of my colleagues,
they’ve either been removed or
resigned from this project,
apparently for asking too many
questions about this mission here.
So I just wanna make sure that
you’re open to the scientific peer-
review process and you’re not
approaching this entire mission
like a businessman.
PETER ISHERWELL
What did you say?
RANDALL
I wanna know if you’re-
Beat. Uh-oh. Wrong thing to say. A hint of anger flashes in Isherwell’s eyes.
PETER ISHERWELL
Did you call me a businessman?
RANDALL
You do own a corporate-
PETER ISHERWELL
You think I’m just a businessman?
Do you think you know me, Doctor?
Business? This is evolution. This
is evolution of the human species.
(To President Orlean)
What are you doing bringing this-
(Back to Randall)
Did you know that BASH has over 40
million data points on you and
every decision you’ve made since
1994, Doctor? I know when you have
colon polyps months before your
doctor does. You’ve got four or
five at the moment, actually. You
know, they’re not of concern, but
I’d have a checkup as soon as you
can.
But more importantly than that,
much more importantly, I know what
you are. I know who you are. My
algorithms have determined eight
fundamental consumer profile types.
You are a Lifestyle Idealist. You
think you are motivated by beliefs,
high ethical beliefs, but you just
run towards pleasure and away from
pain. Like a field mouse.
RANDALL
(almost in a whisper)
I just want to make sure the
science is sound on this project. I
hope you understand -
Isherwell gets right in Randall’s face.
PETER ISHERWELL
Our algorithms can even predict how
you’ll die with up to 96% accuracy.
I looked you up after we first met.
Your death was so unremarkable and
boring... I can’t even remember
what it said. Apart from one thing.
You’re going to die alone.
Randall shakes his head.
PETER ISHERWELL (CONT'D)
Alone. If you’ll excuse me Madam
President. I’ve got some work to
do.
Isherwell leaves.
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
What the hell are you doing? My
God...
RANDALL
I’m trying to do my job.
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
You are just so lucky Peter adores
you.
President Orlean lights up a cigarette with a GIANT: “HIGHLY FLAMMABLE” warning sign behind her.
RANDALL
I wouldn’t-
PRESIDENT ORLEAN
You are with the grown-ups now
Randall.
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