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Kate, now a cashier at a giant Drink-Mo watches a CVN show. Phillip Kaj is a guest on the shoe.
PHILLIP (SOT)
...people, they want to manage the
comet to create jobs. 37% don’t
want the comet to hit. That’s
actually down by three points. And
23%, they don’t think there’s a
comet at all. And that number is
way up.
INTERRUPTING VOICE
Not Bitcoin, Ratcoin. Ratcoin.
A SKATER PUNK, 24 with TWO FRIENDS. One of them wears a MISFITS jacket and they all have stickers and hand drawn stuff on their clothes. The main guy, YULE has half his hair cut off.
YULE
I’d like to buy these sunglasses.
(gets a good look at Kate)
Aren’t you that girl from live TV
who said “we’re all gonna die”?
KATE
No.
(and then)
What’s your purchase?
He holds up his phone to her face. His lock screen is a meme of Kate from The Daily Rip.
YULE
Yeah, that’s you. It’s definitely
you.
KATE
Yup. That’s me.
YULE
You are a stone cold legend. Word
is bond.
FRIEND
I’ve got a picture of you on my
board.
YULE
He’s got a picture of you on his
fucking board.
KATE
Great. What’s your purchase? If you
don’t have one you need to make
room for the next customer in line.
There’s no next customer.
OTHER FRIEND
Can I touch your hair in a non
KATE
Get the fuck away from me.
YULE
(to his friend)
Oh dude... have some...Call Diogo,
he’ll freak out. Will you say hi to
my friend? Dude, he’s obsessed with
you. We love you. We don’t like...
Can’t stand Orlean either.
His friend dials Diogo on FaceTime.
YULE (CONT'D)
YOOOOO. Yo, shut the fuck up. Check
out who we’re with. What up??
A beat later.
YULE (CONT'D)
I mean, we have a purchase but we
don’t have payment. Which is a
metaphor on...
Yule holds open his jacket to reveal FOUR BOTTLES OF EXPENSIVE VODKA they’ve shoplifted.
YULE (CONT'D)
...cash?
Back to the CVN show. Kate turns around to listen.
CVN ANCHOR
Also, Phillip, I’ve been told that
you wrote a book about your past
relationship with Kate Dibiasky.
PHILLIP
Funny you should say that, I’m
actually working on that now. It’s
gonna be called, A Brush With The
Devil, and it’s uh...
YULE
You calling security or something,
with your eyes?
KATE
No, you’re free to go.
YULE
Just like that? You don’t give a
shit do you?
KATE
(flat)
Sure I do. I care about the Drink-
Mo guarantee of quality service.
FRIEND
We don’t give a shit either.
OTHER FRIEND
Not one single shit.
YULE
We hang and board behind the
abandoned Burger Crown from seven
to whenever. You should come hang
if you want. If you’re not a
fucking pussy.
Kate doesn’t respond.
YULE (CONT'D)
Fuck. Okay. Thanks.
Yule closes his jacket and they walk away. Kate watches them go but says nothing about the stolen liquor. The TV plays in the background.
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